FunnyPoems

Boys
Beware of boys with eyes of brown, they kiss you once and let you down.
Beware of boys with eyes of green, they kiss you once and let you dream.
Beware of boys with eyes of blue, they kiss you once and ask for two!






I wish
I wish I was that teddy bear, that sat up on your bed
So that everytime you dream of someone else, I could punch you in the head!














Your Ass
I like your style, I like your class. But most of all, I like your ass!












Hand-me-downs
I'm always getting hand-me-downs, I don't get stuff thats new. My mum never takes me shopping, I dont know what to do.
The dresses always fit me fine, but the high heels give me blisters.
It sure isn't easy growing up, a boy with older sisters!


















The Finest Angel
I am the finest angel, I live in the clouds.
If you want to ride with me, you'd better bow down.
Get on your knees, call me your highness.
Coz baby believe me, I'm Melbourne's finest!